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A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine. David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup. Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite! David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange? Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits? *David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits* Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!? Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! |
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