Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.

Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.

Jesus Cheez-its by Batcaver October 9, 2011

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Cheez-Its

Pretty much the best fuckin baked snack cracker of all time. 100% Real cheese. Something everyone likes, and for those who dont. Well, take a look at Rosie O'Donell.

Todd: Oh em gee can I have some Cheez-Its? Nick: No fucker, get your own box. As a matter of fact, just get the hell away from me.

Cheez-Its by Flipzeroccs9 July 23, 2009

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Cheez-Its

Heavenly cheese flavored crunchy crackers that only the best of people have.

*Eats Cheez-Its queitly*

Cheez-Its by The_DarkBean June 8, 2021

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Cheese Its

Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangular containers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.

Friend: Hey can I have some of those Cheese its?
Me: No get your own damn box!

Cheese Its by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006