cheez whiz

a thicc sauce made of cheez, made entirely out of Ryan Ross' milk

"you got the chips?"

"no, but I got cheez whiz."

by brandan urine June 24, 2017

cheez whiz

Artificial cheese. One chemical away from being seran wrap.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

cheez whiz

Reason Patd broke up, Ryan Ross' sad, sad addiction. 1like to save Ryan ross and for patd to get back together

Person: you got the chips?
Ryan:No, but i got cheez whiz

by RydenMCR Howlter April 9, 2019

cheez whiz

BAAAAAH i looooove ma cheez whizz!!!!!
i no i waaaaaaaaaaant it!

"cheez whiz, you know you want it!"

by hobo powers August 25, 2003

cheez whiz

the greatest person the world has ever seen. As in "i like cheese"

"i love cheez wiz, hes the greatest person ever"

by cheez wiz September 29, 2003

cheez whiz

bees wax, business, the inside scoop, just a funny phrase used to describe a weird situation's business.

1: "did you hear about how Stacy ralphed in the punch bowl at Todd's party last weekend?"

2: "nah bro, but that sounds like some serious cheez whiz."
1: "hey, what are you doing? you look super concentrated."
2: "i'm re-establishing communism, mind your own cheez whiz."

by Stereotypical Bassist #06 January 3, 2022

Cheez-Whiz

The thing Ryan Ross loves the most. in fact the reason Panic! broke up was because Brendon caught Ryan fucking the cheez whiz and they broke up then Brendon f0rced him out of the band. it was sad but had to happen
please help Ryan Ross with his cheez whiz addiction by calling 1-800-saveryanross

Person- Hey Ryan did you get the chips
Ryan- No but I got cheez-whiz

by coke=can February 25, 2018