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The product of masturbating so furiously on a pimple covered penis, such that the penis becomes chafed and bloody, mixing together the popped pimple puss and blood into a paste known as the cheesy ragu.
Much to his chagrin, the pimply teen was unable to find his Jergen's, resulting in a thick cheesy ragu courtesy of his dry right hand.
by Nightwing68 October 22, 2007