cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Toe cheezits 

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.

Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.

Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

cheesitis 

cheese - itis
craving of cheese its when your drunk

"ur jsut a victim of eatin cheese its when ur drunk"

" i know doctor said i have cheesitis "

cheesitis by sportinakrang February 16, 2008

Cheesism 

Nicest person in the world, after talking to a Cheesism your day will instantly become better.

I love you Cheesism

Cheesism by Dianis March 4, 2021

cheesist 

One who hates cheese.

Bob: I hate cheese so much.
Bill: I didn't know you were a cheesist.

cheesist by asdl;fjl August 3, 2009

Cheesism 

Cheesism is the belief system based on the teachings of Cheesus (Cheesus Christ). One who identifies with Cheesism is said to be a Cheesist.

Doug - "I believe in Cheesism. That's right, I'm a Cheesist."

Cheesism by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011

Cheezits Christ 

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.

Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.

Cheezits Christ by The Swheatley February 28, 2010