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someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.
Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.
by Brian Schowmethemoney April 13, 2006
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Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.
Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"
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Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.
What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"
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having the personality of a cocksucker
That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!
by blzdp June 23, 2003
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A shitty driver with Wisconsin plates, who usually drives in the left lane despite not going fast enough to pass other drivers travelling in the right lane. Usually found on I-94.
Move your ass you cheesedick!

Shit or get off the pot you fucking cheesedick!
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A person, typically a young man around the ages of 15 to 21 who's parents are wealthy and buy them anything and everything, cheese dicks never work for what they get.
"Hey my parents just bought me a new silverado, it's red and lifted with big ol' tires!!" "...cheese dick"
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An uncircumsized male.
Named due to the smegma or 'cheese' that gathers under and around the foreskin.
Yuk...Glad Im not a cheese-dick.
by Diego November 04, 2003
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