1. a tasty tasty desert
2.that girl in your class who's a bit of a hore. All guys like the cheeseckae cos they're in with a chance, all girls hate the cheesecake because the cheesecake belives herself to be better than them because the cheesecake owns a real designer hanbag. The cheesecake is a a pretty fit bird, but a bit of a chav. She has one devoted side-kick who she doesn't actually like.
boy 2: f-i-t
girl1: check out the cheesecake
girl 2: what a slag
(in the same way that carrot cake is wrong, a vegetable cake?)
"WHAT!??!? Cheese...in cake?...
...oh go on then"
1. One holds down a victim and the other pulls down his own pants and farts in the face of the other - bare ass to face
2. victim does a sit-up and when he sits up there us a bare ass in his face