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It's a phone; normally used as a plastic explosive in the middle east but now used to neutralise Spongebob Squarepants. It can be bought from any nearby Happy Shopper, and is available for the price of £7,000,000. Person 1 : Oh dude, I should really pick up a Kingphone!
Person 2 : No you really shou- OH FUCK IT EXPLOD-ED Person 1 : BURGERZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
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