Chocolate Cheese Banger 

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.

EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

Chocolate Cheese Banger by CCB Lover January 2, 2011

cheesebadger 

this big fat fuck who does a shit-load of insane and retarded definitions. damn funny, though.

what the fuck?? dog-a-thon?? oh... its just Cheesebadger, that explains it.

cheesebadger by edward_pumpernickel January 10, 2005

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger 

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

cheesebagger 

Someone who doesn't grate his own cheese when making nachos.

You dirty rotten cheesebagger!

cheesebagger by ill-fated December 26, 2011

cheesebagger 

Someone who doesn't grate their own cheese when making natchos,

That cheesebagger refused to grate his own cheese for his nachos

cheesebagger by tbugai December 26, 2011

Cheesebagger

A person who is chronically lame, soft, or otherwise unable to hang when the moment calls for it; One who dodges responsibility, disappears when the bill comes due, or mysteriously forgets debts - financial, social, or moral.

PD didn’t even hesitate, looked right at Daul at the Compound and said, ‘You gonna square up or keep acting like a cheesebagger?’ The room went silent. Debts remained unpaid.

Cheesebagger by Corey Daul December 24, 2025