When a woman asks you to spray cheese-whiz in her snatch and use crackers to scoop it out and eat it.
"Kathy asked me to cheese-whiz her last night"
by hkgasd September 24, 2007
A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz
Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 13, 2010
Bullshit, nonsense
Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18
by Mohamed April 05, 2004
The thing you put on toast when u dont want butter or jam
Cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. The chemical is cheese.
The Cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best
by Cheese Master Q June 04, 2007
Canned non-food item!
by Dave August 13, 2003
Mankind's miracle in a can!
mmmmmmmm, cheesie
by jeffo July 04, 2003
To fart while taking a piss.
the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz
by mavros April 03, 2006
Weapon of mass destruction.
Holy shit! Those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.
by Rah November 21, 2003

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