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Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.
"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."
by Andon September 08, 2006
 
1.
A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz
Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 13, 2010
 
2.
Bullshit, nonsense
Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18
by Mohamed April 05, 2004
 
3.
The thing you put on toast when u dont want butter or jam
Cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. The chemical is cheese.
The Cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best
by Cheese Master Q June 04, 2007
 
4.
Canned non-food item!
by Dave August 13, 2003
 
5.
To fart while taking a piss.
the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz
by mavros April 03, 2006
 
6.
Weapon of mass destruction.
Holy shit! Those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.
by Rah November 21, 2003
 
7.
Mankind's miracle in a can!
mmmmmmmm, cheesie
by jeffo July 04, 2003