Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin
Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night
by Mrurbandictinary May 9, 2016
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A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).
From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.
by Kingpin3 February 1, 2011
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A thot that only goes after uncircumcised males because he/she enjoys the dick cheese which resides beneath the foreskin
Thot #1: Ugh that hoe is a fucking cheese weasel
Thot #2: Yeah, she likes dick cheese. Eewww.
by Zuccyneedsuccy April 20, 2019
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The by product of a three week diet consisting solely of cheese and corn. Usually deep fried in corn oil.
Yo D-train, Im goin on down to Marconi's to get some cheese weasel. Quieres?
by Jon Dub November 16, 2008
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Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/
Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**


Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”
by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009
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Cheeky cheese weasel is a adjective used by English speaking people, particularly Australians from the Pilbara Region.

1. it is a word used to describe someone who does something or says something sort of disrespectful and sometimes rude, but says it in a cunning and playful way meaning no disrespect to the person it is directed at.

2. can also be used in a more serious way i.e if you found out that one of your friends has been talking behind your back, you might say that she is a "cheeky little cheese weasel"
Did you see the news last night? There was an interview with that cheeky cheese weasel, Corey Worthington Delaney's from Melbourne who hosted that house party at his parents place while they were away and he posted it on Facebook like that Project X party.

You have to see the interview, he is such a cheeky cheese weasel! If you missed it just google his name on YouTube and you should be able to find it.
by YOTO March 27, 2017
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Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested
by Frii October 28, 2022
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