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15. Nob Crust
When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
16. Jessefer
Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band
Why did you kill jessefer?
17. Tommy Lee
The (kick-ass) (drummer)for (Motley Crue). He did (Pamela Anderson) and then re-did her face by beating her. He's probably (banged) more (women) then he has (drums). He is also the nemesis of Kid Rock (who also dated (Pamela Anderson)).
Jimmy: Mom why's Tommy Lee famous?

Mom: You mean that demon possessed rascal from that extremely cheese band!

Dad: You know son... I really don't know.
18. Cheese Grater
Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.
After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.
19. rule my face
To rock. Be awesome.
Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!
20. Mummy Rock
The music of Marylin Manson.
I dig that Mummy Rock. Mummy Rock? Yeah, you know Marylin Manson.
21. leanne furmedge
the human embodiment of thrush. she's as interesting as a rock.
omg, have you seen leanne furmedge? :O she's the human embodiment of thrush. she's as interesting as a rock.
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