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1.
male sex organ, shoots out cheese at times like a bang.
check out my "cheese pistol"
by johoe October 27, 2008
 
2.
Someone who is just so damn cheesy they can't stop the cheese shooting out of their mouth.
Who's that guy who hosts the mad mad world of sports?
Dunno but he's a fuckin cheese pistol
by kiwicito October 03, 2004