One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.
"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"
by Sirus May 15, 2003
Top Definition
A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.
My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.
by Joe October 19, 2003
A person who uses the same move over and over again when playing a fighting game.
Stop picking Ken and using his Shoryuken over and over! You're such a Cheesemonkey!
by Nekohime October 26, 2009
A good old prankster type who gets their kicks in life by telling jokes, pulling people's hair and blowing bubbles in their chocolate milk.
Man, he be such a cheesemonkey for jokin us like that.
by jmharris August 18, 2011
Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.
Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."
by A Harrow March 15, 2015
A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.
cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO
by Sally Jingle Tush March 06, 2008
monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.
"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."
by Ashley@cmc corp inc November 16, 2007
Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.
"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
by Bridget Knows Dirty Words October 07, 2007

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