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A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.
My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.
by Joe October 19, 2003
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A person who uses the same move over and over again when playing a fighting game.
Stop picking Ken and using his Shoryuken over and over! You're such a Cheesemonkey!
by Nekohime October 26, 2009
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A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.
cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO
by Sally Jingle Tush March 06, 2008
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Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.
"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"
by Bridget Knows Dirty Words October 07, 2007
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A good old prankster type who gets their kicks in life by telling jokes, pulling people's hair and blowing bubbles in their chocolate milk.
Man, he be such a cheesemonkey for jokin us like that.
by jmharris August 18, 2011
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One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.
"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"
by Sirus May 15, 2003
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Cheesemonkey Is a common form of killer monkey, It is mad of cheese and destroys anything it touches.
Holy fuck that cheesemonkey is coming straight for me!
by Ben Merkel May 09, 2006
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