a guy who isn't cool, has no friends
where are your friends cheese man
A faggot with a fondness for buttplugs
That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass
A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.
I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!
A cheeseman is a term used to describe someone who is amazing at a video game. Derived from the screen name of an insanely awesome gamer.
"He just fragged 20 guys, he's a total cheeseman.
A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.
Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.
Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.
Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.
Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.
My last name...you jerks.
Some asshole wrote shit about me on urbandictionary.com! FUCK!
robot man dressed in yellow with a giant cheese mask.Shows up at your window when in need of cheese.Shoots lazer cheese from his fingers.Can be stored in the refrigerator.Makes a healthy and nutricious snack.
child:This pasta needs cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
*cheese man appears out window*
cheese man : CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI *lazers* CHI CHI CHI CHHEEESEEEE
child: why thank you cheese man !
A male person who is ripped, or as some would say shredded. For this reason, a cheese man is shredded like mozzarella cheese. (Not to be confused with Gouda man- a crumbly version of a real cheese man)
Man one: Have you seen a picture of Bruce Lee?
Cheese man: Yeah, he's a cheese man like me.