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24. cheese dick
having the personality of a cocksucker
That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!
by blzdp Jun 23, 2003 add a video
1. cheese dick
A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."
by Bob Williams May 29, 2003 add a video
2. cheese dick
Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !
by anonymous Oct 15, 2003 add a video
3. cheese dick
A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.
Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.
4. Cheese Dick
Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.
Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"
5. Cheese Dick
An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.
Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"
6. Cheese Dick
the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.
*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
WHY THE F*** AREN'T YOU MOVING, CHEESE DICK?!
7. cheese dick
a man who complains about something, when it is his own fault.
Would you like some wine to go along with your cheese dick?
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