cheese bagel

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.

by May 14, 2014

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 March 19, 2016

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018