Premature checkulation 

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

Premature checkulation by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Cockulation by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010

Premature Clickulation 

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.

I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!

Premature Clickulation by llenzini28 December 7, 2010

Premature echeckulation

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.

Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."

Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013

cockulation 

The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

cockulation by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

chickuation

Used by males to define one's situation or status with the opposite sex.

So bro, what's your chickuation?

chickuation by Lebruf May 25, 2007

Chickflation 

A phenomenon related to inflation, whereupon seeing a specific hot girl for the first time causes you to overrate how attractive she is but upon closer inspection you realize that the 10 is really an 8.5 due to that weird smile or other flaw which detracts from how attractive she is.
This does not mean she isn't hot, merely not as hot as you first thought

Guy 1: *Sees Kate Upton in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition* Dude Kate Upton is SO hot, she's got to be a 10.
Guy 2: Not really, that's just chickflation, look closer, she has no ass and a weird midsection. She's an 8.5 at best
Guy 1: Oh crap, you're right. I'd still tap that though
Guy 2: Who wouldn't?

Chickflation by asffds;jkl;ker September 19, 2013