| 1. | check your oil | ||
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When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass. Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.
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| 2. | check your oil | ||
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ramming your fingers up someone's ass Hey, let's go check his oil!
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| 3. | dipsticking | ||
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The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth. Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."
-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results. |
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| 4. | Instant Oil Change | ||
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from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan. Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!" Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube." Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube." |
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| 5. | oil check | ||
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An act whereby an individual inserts his finger or penis into the asshole of another. Much like an oil check on a car, the appendage can then be examined to determine whether or not the contents are clean or dirty. I saw Sam with his back turned to me so I gave him an oil check.
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| 6. | oil check | ||
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When one wrestler stick his finger(s) in his opponents butt to gain a positional advantage. Niko was oil checked by Carroll during their match.
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| 7. | DVGBA | ||
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Origins of the individual known as DVGBA, or simply "DVG", are unknown. However, those who subscribe to Darwin's theories may conclude that he could be a human/hamster hybrid. An avid follower of the children's cartoon show Hamtaro, he sees no problem with this despite being around 21 years of age. Also sees no problem with posting on a Hamtaro message board frequented by preteen girls, nor having a 14-year old "online girlfriend".
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This specimen is known to have an extraordinary memory, as he is able to bitch about thing which happened years ago as if they were yesterday. Believes that a group of message board members known as the Illuminati, supposedly led by RealGTX, is out to get him after his whine fest failed to win him any support. Posts about this supposed "tragedy" on sites such as Urban Dictionary, possibly while repairing the holes in his tinfoil hat. Due to this persecution complex, continues to make pathetic insults directed at |
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