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When cheating on your spouse or significant other, the goal is to pick someone better looking than the spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Dude, I saw the girl you have on the side...didn't anyone ever tell you that you're supposed to cheat up? Your wife is better looking that that!"
by Caroline43001 September 24, 2009
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