The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.
So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!
When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)
the pledges had to endure The Captains Wheel this year. What a mess
The best youtuberalive! Captainsparklez is the only sense of joy many people get in this world. Enjoy him before Tom killed him because Jordan is better at everything.