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crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.
I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.
capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021

Creepmaster

Someone who is known to be creepy all the time or often.
Why is this creepmaster starring at me?
Creepmaster by Miss Liss August 11, 2008

Cheapster Bunny 

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.
Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."
Cheapster Bunny by CaptKC April 12, 2009

cheapster 

Steve is such cheapster the last time he bought concert tickets we sat behind the parking lot.
cheapster by gsmalls December 14, 2008

Cheaposter 

When ur friends are being uber cheap on a night out, especially when it's out of character. So much so that u start to think that this person's not somebody u know. Hence, an imposter. So to fuse cheap and imposter....
A: Bro I only got like 5 bucks on me. Can you pay the rest of it for the taxi ride?
B: You Fucking Cheaposter!
Cheaposter by Bass Eleven September 8, 2010

Cheapmanner 

A Word Used To Describe A Normie, Disgusting Thing, Person Or Place
That Normie Made Such A Cheapmanner Joke
Cheapmanner by Karthikus Kekius January 1, 2019