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cheapest team in the world 

The San Antonio Spurs of the NBA.

No other team of players in any sport has been assembled in the history of mankind that approaches the cheapness factor of the San Antonio Spurs.
Hey Ed, did you see the cheapest team in the world last night? They beat the New Orleans Hornets after getting 15 straight ref calls in their favor.

The cheapest team in the world consists of "grab your balls" Bruce Bowen, cheap shot Rob Horry, "little French fucker" Tony Parker - the shittiest rapper in the world, Tim "I should be punched in the face every time I hit one off glass" Duncan, Manu "I just flail my arms and foul every person with the ball on defense but never get called for it" Ginobli, and a bunch of other notable cheap bastards that should be all hit with bats for being so cheap.
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65 is the cheapest 

Meaning a gross girl.
Chick wants me to fuck but 65 is the cheapest

cheapstroke 

Heatstroke affecting a person who is too cheap to install or turn on the air conditioning.
It was so hot this weekend that Sandy had to be rushed to the hospital with cheapstroke.
cheapstroke by tcowboy July 13, 2010

Cheapstyles McGee

Name given to any videogame player who screws his opponent out of a high score or a win using questionable tactics.
"Dude, you only won because you're Cheapstyles McGee!"
Cheapstyles McGee by CMonk September 10, 2003
A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.
I really should have sprang an extra $50 and gotten a real GPS instead of this crappy old CheapES.
CheapES by TangClock March 17, 2009

Cheapster Bunny 

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.
Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."
Cheapster Bunny by CaptKC April 12, 2009

cheapster 

Steve is such cheapster the last time he bought concert tickets we sat behind the parking lot.
cheapster by gsmalls December 14, 2008