| 1. | Fiole Hon Hon | ||
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Saucy and and best friends with jathun the fish sammich shark. name also means daniel :) Fiole Hon Hon met Jathun at a party and ate him because he was a sammich shark. but they're also best friends and Daniel feeds him pepperoni to make him taste better. :3
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| 2. | Big Business | ||
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The actions of the large corporations. more...
These actions are the primary factor that defines peoples future in a purely capitalistic system. The ordinary people within this system don't elect those who decide what’s done. Big Business usually keeps many goods cheap for us in the western world by screwing over counties in the third world and/or cutting corners thus hurting peoples health and/or trashing the environment. Big Business also often decides to make goods expensive even though they are usually still doing more of the same. When Nike trainers and Gucci woolen hand bags are priced at $100 nothing tangible is affecting the price only shallowness and greed. Sometimes, when their public image is suffering too greatly and shares drop as a res... |
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| 3. | Crotch Fire | ||
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When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation. I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.
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| 4. | ac/dc | ||
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The greatest band ever started in 1973 by Malcolm Young. Their first show was on new years eve 1973 at Sydney's Chequers Club. Currently consisting of Brian Johnson, Malcolm Young, Angus Young, Phil Rudd, and Cliff Wilson but have many other lineups during the years. HiGH VOLTAGE
T.N.T. DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP LET THERE BE ROCK POWERAGE IF YOU WANT BLOOD HIGHWAY TO HELL BACK IN BLACK FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK FLICK OF THE SWITCH '74 JAILBREAK FLY ON THE WALL WHO MADE WHO BLOW UP YOUR VIDEO THE RAZORS EDGE LIVE BALLBREAKER STIFF UPPER LIP |
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| 5. | AC/DC | ||
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AC/DC is one of the greatest bands in history.
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they started out doing their first gigs in clubs (first gig in checkers club - sydney). The Line Up- Angus Young - Lead Guitar Malcolm Young - Rhythm Guitar, Backing Vocals Cliff Williams - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals Phil Rudd - Drums Brian Johnson- Lead Vocals Their Original Lead singer was Dave Evans...but due to *clashes with personality* he left and was replaced with legendary vocalist Bon Scott. Bon Scott was arguably the best singer in the world...(ok that may be going a little to far) but due to a terrible drinking problem and some drug use he died in the back of an old renault shortly after a long night of drinking. He was 33 years old. R.I.P Bon. AC/DC became one of the greatest rock bands in History next to the Rolling Stones. They've made Rock history with some of their 1# songs such as -Back In Black -Highway To Hell -Let There Be Rock -You Shook Me All Night Long and MANY others. Their albums are: High Voltage Back In Black Highway To Hell Flick Of The Switch Fly On The Wall The Razors Edge Powerage Who Made Who Blow Up Your Video T.N.T Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Stiff Upper Lip Ballbreaker For Those About TO Rock(We Salute You) If You Want Blood( Your Got It) Let There Be Rock Live Collectors Edition and 74 Jailbreak. |
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| 6. | buttdick | ||
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Someone who is such a dick and an asshole that the two are combined for convenience and being able to kill two birds with one stone. Also, those that are labeled buttdicks are the kind of people who are so lame that it is not worth expending the mental energy to come up with two separate insults for their general state of being. Like my history, journalism, and public speaking teacher in highschool told me, "Why use two when one will do." "I saw kip at the party last night. He was wearing his tevas with white socks, a tank top and some wrap around Oakley razors. He kept pulling off of a bottle of cheap tequila and slapping the ladies on the ass while saying, "hey babe, the name is Kip, in your case, you can call me the Kipper or something like that. Despite the fact that he is one of the biggest buttdicks on the planet, I noticed his mullett was filling in nicely."
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| 7. | Plano Girl | ||
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Girls that wear WAY too much eyeliner and white shimmery eyeshadow. With greasy hi-lighted hair with BAD roots in a cheesy high ponytail with a bow made out of cheap ribbon. They walk around NorthPark Mall in dallas with their light wash Abercrombie Kids jeans with rips over their knees and hollister/aeropostale/american eagle shirts with the logo stamped right across their chest that are 5 sizes too small with their little "coach" wristlets that they bought at Sam Moon. Don't forget their pink razors that are peeking out of their back pockets and the small bit of a thong showing that they probably bought at the Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual sale. Along with their silver dangle earrings that look like they could rip through their earlobes from Claire's and their knock off sunglasses that they wear indoors on their head and their plastic nails from the drug store. If you achieve all of the things mentioned above and are a girl, you are officially ready to move to plano. Random Guy: "That girl is such a ho I bet she would hook up with me."
Random Guy's Friend: "Duh! She is a Plano Girl!" |
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