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Before He Cheats 

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."
Before He Cheats by Super Tips March 24, 2023
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This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.
Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...
This Game Cheats by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009

cheapstroke 

Heatstroke affecting a person who is too cheap to install or turn on the air conditioning.
It was so hot this weekend that Sandy had to be rushed to the hospital with cheapstroke.
cheapstroke by tcowboy July 13, 2010
A term used to describe a person that is utterly hopeless. One would label a person a cheasea when he or she fails to accomplish anything in life or when they feel like they are a disappointment to their parents.
A cheasea would typically try hard to seek attention from the people around him/her but it would often result in a negative backlash.
Man, look at that guy, he is such a cheasea... absolutely disgusting! His parents must be ashamed of him.
cheasea by error404.daddynotfound January 4, 2018

specky big chebs

check out specky big chebs over there, that's some set she's got on her.
specky big chebs by oldcuntychops October 12, 2011

Cheapstyles McGee

Name given to any videogame player who screws his opponent out of a high score or a win using questionable tactics.
"Dude, you only won because you're Cheapstyles McGee!"
Cheapstyles McGee by CMonk September 10, 2003