Crayning 

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus

Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!

Crayning by Cuntano June 21, 2012

channing the tatum 

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

channing the tatum by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

Channing all over your Tatum by LoSho March 5, 2013

fat channing 

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.

1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.

fat channing by CheesyChester October 14, 2014

channingoo 

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.

I really just want to channingoo him jeez.

channingoo by Neko45 November 21, 2019

Channing Tatum 

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...

Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com

Channing Tatum by Chexy February 6, 2005

channin' 

Another word for "stuntin." This word was formed in recognition of famous actor, Jackie Chan's stunts and awesome moves in all of his action movies--specifically a 1990's classic, "Rumble in the Bronx."

"Man, put on your stunner shades! Those are awesome!" --Sin
"I know man! I'm channin, aren't I?!!" --Kristina
"Dawg, those are so fly! Where did you get those channers?" --Alan
"Oh those channers are awesome. You're definitely channin', Kristina" --Ashley
"Oh, I can't help it! I chan every chance I get!" --Kristina

channin' by kriSTUNKa! January 7, 2008