chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women

Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.

chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.

Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."

chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

chawit 

best person in world!!!

chawit is a good chess player

chawit by chopdat April 28, 2019

Chawittabu

A term used to describe when someone has a wank it the tiolets at birmingham university.

I heard Chawittabu

Chawittabu by FairyPixel April 11, 2010

Chafter

This is a term used mainly in South-Eastern Ireland. It means to see someone later or see them "after". Another widely used term is shlater which means pretty much the same thing.

"Aw sorry man I have to go, chafter!"
"Shit my mom is callin' me, chafter!"

Chafter by Eoin Tabb March 26, 2008

Chafta 

name for girl child, having to do with the phrase, "
can;t happen the first time, with vowells added for pronunciation

CHAFTA

C-Can't
H-Happen
A-Vowell filler
T-the
F-first time
A-Vowel filler

Chafta by momikins December 6, 2010

Meowla Clawft 

An especially slutty cat, can be used to describe a dead cat as well. Combination of Lara Croft and a (sexy) dead cat. Meowla Claft is also Russian.

"Dude did you see that dead cat? It was kinda sexy."

"Yeah bro, total Meowla Clawft!"

MEOWLAAA CLAWWWWWFT

Meowla Clawft by dat ray town boi October 16, 2010