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Child, derived from the Gipsy/Polari word for children: chavies
We've got to break camp sharpish, I'll strap the mare you gather the chavies into the wagon.
by Haruspex July 16, 2008
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Oh look there goes a gaggle of chavs, pass the gun dear.
by me hahahaha September 27, 2004
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"Mother what does the word chav stand for?"
"It stands for council house and violence ma lil stunna mwah mwah mwah pwincess big nips."
by Clarice big nip March 05, 2008
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A young adult aged 12-17 wearing and cap,a hoodie with hood up even though its broad daylight and he already has a cap on, adidas tracksuit trousers and has around 200 peices of jewlery from argos worth 5 pounds in total and thinks he is hard because he smokes, his pregnant girlfriend is only 13 and his cap has some lines called burberry but would run for his life if someone hit him because his fight scenario is "cmon then! (shove) cmon then! (shove) you startin!"
Crash course on how to speak chav
common catchphrases

cmon then!
innit
you startin!
safe!
spect!
bruv!
sort us a fag
by samdude 363 August 06, 2005
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Oh the simple Chav, what a constant source of amusement you are!
Chavs are the dregs of human existence. They live merely to piss everyone else off with their love of crap clothing and manky gold jewellery.
They have taken the wearing of tracksuits and baseball caps to a new level of pikieness.
Chav girls (or chavettes) commonly sport the Croydon Facelift (hair pulled back in a bun so tight that it pulls their faces tight) with at least 6 dangly faux-gold earings in each ear. Also often seen pushing a pram round shopping centers while chain-smoking and wearing fake burberry or nasty velour tracksuits. A favourite accessory is a hideous gold articulated clown dangling from a thick gold chain around their pimply acne scarred necks.
Male chavs hang around in gangs spitting alot and trying to start fights with small children or anyone else that they could easily overpower (which really is just small children!). Once they are of driving age they obtain a clapped out old Nova or Metro and then spend a fortune (no one knows where this money comes from, it is one of the many mysteries of the chav) "maxing it up" with big wheels, sound systems and a huge "wanker pipe" exhaust. Chavs can be seen in any copy of Max Power magazine proudly displaying their efforts at automotive design - tossers !!!
Look at the 20 inchers on me Nova, it's well phat innit! Bling Bling!
by Vestan Pance March 19, 2004
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The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
_________________
no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.
2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
__
3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.
by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004
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chav, charv, charva: someone who acts big and hard when they are with the rest of their own kind pick on the young and old never anyone who can fight back.
smoke drink drugs and get pregnant at a very young age,
dress mainly in tracksuits checkard and branded names only.
newcastle chav: here man ya fukin divi al nock ya clean oot!!
"here mate lends a tab, money, light"

someone who wears rockports and starts on some random person for no reason what so ever!
by ian david wright January 28, 2009
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