chav fish

A chav fish is a chav that is also a fish, or vice versa. The difficulty of putting a hoodie on and drinking and smoking when you have flippers and live underwater is pointed out to them, but they don't understand; they only have a three second memory and are really stupid, because they are chavs.
The average IQ of a chav is lower than that of a fish.

"Hey chav fish, how are you?"
"Glug glug weed glug glug off you glug glug burbury glug."

by VoeJoe January 30, 2009