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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto 

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
chavs who deny they are actually chavs that wear eyeliner and cheap naff gothy clothes but still act chavish
chavemo says: *while putting on eyeliner* -'yo big it up innit i is no chav.. are you startin or summin or nuffin?!'
chavemo by louisa & natalie September 17, 2006
a chavemo is a chav that thinks they are 'wellard' if they slit there wrists and turn emo cos its 'fashionable'...when really they are chavs at heart... and they stil act chavvy. they also tend to show off scars and stuff (stupid) then they get tired of acting emo so they go back to their natural state (chav)
I hapen to know a few so I am (unfortunately) an expert on the subject..lol =P
Chavemo girl: omg look wat iv dun (showing arms) its coz im so depressed innit?
(chav walks past)
Chavemo girl: haha look at that chav!
Chav: your a chav!
Chavemo girl: I aint no chav!! I is emo! cant you see im depressed!

lol...
chavemo by Jayne_D October 17, 2006
A chav who listens to emo music.

e.g. Kathryn- A chav who is also a emo, thus she is a chavemo!
Chavemo by u got served December 14, 2008

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026