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267.
Someone who doesn't have an imagination of their own and because of this, copies everyone else's style. Usually goes out on a "sesh" at weekends and gets pissed out of their head. They themselves believe that they aren't chavs.
Normal person: Omg, why do you have to go out on a sesh every weekend, your such a chav!

by duuuuude24 January 11, 2009
 
268.
verb (ch-ae-hve)
chav.
to anally rape with pathetic chav like penis*.

*see Chenis.
chav1: oi ! dnt u evr disrescept me again infron of me m8s or ill chav u in the arse.

roasta: wikked roasta!
by dirrtay Deejay Varsh vee November 27, 2008
 
269.
A Chav Is The Scum Of The Earth !

And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !
Chav-Yo Emo Go Slit Ya Self Yeahh Mattee !

Emo- *Carries On Listening To Awsome Music!*

Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !

Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*
by Kaytee Lou September 26, 2008
 
270.
chav actually stands for council house and violent.
they tend to be quite thick and self-obsessed and use their own made-up words such as blud or merc
chav: what ya lookin at blud?
emo: nothing good
chav:come say it to my face, i'll merc ya
*emo walks over*
*chav runs away to his benefit paid rented flat, and gets high*
by TheEmoOne August 28, 2008
 
271.
proof that evolution has a reverse gear
what day does a chav get confused on? fathers day
by jizznipple April 28, 2008
 
272.
Illiterate, badly dressed, unhealthy, unappealing, badly brought up, scum. The lowest species on the planet. Worse than nits and lice. Commonly found on street corners, smoking, picking on people smaller than themselves, causing trouble and ruining our country.

Can be seen on Jeremy Kyle, outside McDonalds, and in the county court on special occasions such as their brother's bail assesment or their prize-giving ceremonies (ASBO allocations).

They have also been known to threaten people into buying them cigarettes or alcohol, whilst their pregnant thirteen year old girlfriends grab your mobile out of your pocket, to sell at a pawn brokers to fund their bling addiction.

Most chavs love mouthing off as if they "blatently" rule the planet, though most of them contradict themselves, for example "I ain't got to get no job and nobody ain't gonna fockin' make me get no job." In this sentence they have badly said that they aren't going to get NO job (ie. they are going to get at least one} and nobody isn't going to make them get no job (nobody will stop me from getting a job).

Ignorance must be bliss...

Most chavs are only like that because they are a little bit thick, so instead of attending school, they choose to skive and smoke etc. instead, therefore becoming influenced by people similar to themselves.

Chambitions...

A chambition (chav + ambition) is usually one of the following:

Chardonnay and Taneesha, 14 years old, in full earshot of everyone in their set 5 science class...

Chardonnay: Oh ma god Taneesha I have blaters got my life well sorted

Taneesha: Whassat den bebs?

Chardonnay: I am sooo gonna get fockin pregnant wiv Johnno baby, cus I am like lovvin him right now

Taneesha: But you'll get well fat and it'll well painful ennet

Chardonnay: No right I've got this totally sorted tho mush! If I smoke 15 a day till then my baby will come out earlier and well smaller! And I fink dat cos I'm only small I can just ave all the weight on my belly ennet.

Taneesha: Will your mum mind? Your mum will be well cross!

Chardonnay: This is THE BEST PART tho dans! Basically I can get a council flat AND drop out of school if I piss my mum off enough! Then me and Johnno can live fo'eva and evaah in our own place thats like totally free because neiva of us works!

Taneesha: You are so cleverr tho Chards!
look at any of the chav scum sidling around Britain in their fake designer clothes, perpendicular caps and Nike Airmax trainers...
by shopaholicious April 01, 2008
 
273.
Mainly attaching itself to teenagers, the Chav virus destroys the brains ability to pronounce words such as "The" "Isn't it" and "Brother". This leaves the teenager with a vocabulary such as "Da" "Init" and "Bruv".

Along with the loss of certain words, a taste for burbury appears and the teenager will shed all sensible clothes to wear these. They will also buy jewelery from Argos as if it is worth millions.

The Chav will also harm others for no reason, they will also threaten, but do not worry as these are hollow threats and they will only hurt you once and not stab or kill you.
Jamie said he is going to stab Chris, but because he is a chav he will only hit him.
by Hyper Mado February 29, 2008