Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.
chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or school ,smomking,drink driving,listening 2 loud music(rand b) egging houses, grathtti ing buildings, and i could go on all day and i could comment on each othese in greater detail.
rappers and gangters like 50cent,m and m, blazin squad,
loose women like jordan who is a chav alpha mate
and the chav devo, who is a ordinary chav
Chav:Oy, you, you a fuckin' dirty greb or somefin'?
-Girl walks of faster-
-CHavs start to follow-
Eventually, the girl gets sick of the, and will find some of her friends, who sort out the chavs
Chavs tend to swagger, throw out those West/East side hand gestures, and act rude. They are usually antisocial, but very confident in themselves. Chavs don't usually play sports because they are known to be lazy. They enjoy happy slapping and being obstructive to society. Most Chavs take part in underage drinking, smoking, drug use, and sex. Slang is definitely an important part of being a chav. Instead of 'isn't it' they say 'innit' and they replace the 'th' sound with the 'd' sound.
What they wear:
-tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks
-fake Burberry (FAKE)
-gold/silver chains (FAKE)
-Sports caps or Burberry caps
-tracksuits (pink or baby blue)
-gold/silver chains (FAKE)
-large hoop or dangle earrings
-tight pony tail
-thickly applied makeup
Chav: "What you lookin' at?"
The same applies to the chav mother except she will have 10 children of different fathers! this is how they are planning to take over the world - OVERBREEDING.
All chavs have to wear "uniform" if they want to be a part of the gang, if they do not conform to this "cult like" demands of the leaders they will be extradited until they learn to do as all others do. Typically, they all wear imitation sports clothes, a favourite look is to tuck ones socks into ones trousers, possibly to intimidate passers by.
One of the favourite habits of the chav is to hang around shopping centres near argos and "maccy'dees" as they like to call it. They feel that they are very scary, often calling out swear words and insults that would not impress three yr olds. "oi spekkie" , "haha t**t you've got a tie on" . yet when confronted they usually run away, if not they just cowar!
lastly they have built their own language from base english, most words are less than 2 sylables long so as not to confuse each other. not that they would know what longer words meant anyway as most drop out of school at 11.
CIVILIZED PERSON: Pardon? I'm afraid i don't speak Working class scrounger language. Can you speak any English?
CHAV: YOU FUKIN STARTIN! I'LL FUKIN BATTER YA! YA CHEEKY GREB!
CIVILIZED PERSON: Please go back to your council estate you pathetic piece of POOR WHITE TRASH.
CHAV: YOU FUKIN WOT!?
(Luckily, by this time the police arrive and arrest the chav for breaching the conditions of his Anti Social Behavioural Order.)
A Chav is motivated not by its own brain(whether or not it has one is unknown) but rather the actions of its pack(see 2), with some of its more aggresive actions fuelled by the beatings it was given whenever it made a single noise for the first 5 years of its life. It generally aims to:
-piss off every living thing around it
-make itself look like a complete arse
-chug enough monster and red bull to make an ant be able to cross the world twice in around half an hour
2: Interactions of its kind
Chavs hunt in a small pack of 5-6 males with one or two chavettes, usually for extra dickhead motivation. The group of arseholes will then try to look hard in front of the female(s). The Chav will attack anything nearby, including small children, brick walls and postboxes, usually ending in an ASBO.
Chavs will consume anything as long as it is not healthy in any way. Chavettes notably treat vegetables as poison.
-cannot display, number exceeds 99999999.
Chavs and chavettes will reproduce once every few weeks, ers, a scientifically proven fact.
Ha, that's a good joke.
Both the chav and chavette need to become extinct for humanity to remain profitable.
Kev: nothin mate juss bin wiv chantelle
Gazza: aaay fams wot ya doin
Louis: blud, wot u doin yeh?
Gazza: startin fam? STARTIN?
Louis: an whaat blud? i bang you mum
*Gazza walks off, muttering "u succh a chav blud"*
These 'people' are like the walking dead-they are practically zombies, walking around looking like they've been dragged from hell. You'll often see chavs, roaming the streets in their 25 people gang, threatening anyone with their famous 'I'll bang ya' and 'You want knocking out mate' lines. These people live on cheap alcohol (they can't afford the real stuff), and they're all important cigarettes. Any money that has miraculously been saved up, usually goes on a new pair of fake gold hula hoop earings for the girls, or new speakers for their burnt out, dinted chav car. Note these speakers cost more than their shitty little car...which also has about 12 exhausts.
Often walking around with their 15 children when they are only 18 themselves, they'll spit at you if you make eye contact, and will insult you on your clothing-even though your one outfit costs more than there 20 pairs of trackies put together. They are often seen queing outside of job centre-though of course we must bare in mind that they have no intention of having a job.
They lack a proper education, as they failed to turn up to school. This unfortunatly means that they have low intelligance, often leading them to say incorrect things such as 'I fink you're stupid'...they seem to struggle pronouncing 'th'...really, we must sympathise with them...
Chav: what ya lookin at? I'll mash you up