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193.
a chav is a mindless creature, the origins of chavism remain a mystery becasue nobody has been able to infiltrate the culture, similar to the native Americians. Many including myself believe that the chav plauge began in the Kent town of Chatham and has slowly spread thjroughout the united kingdom.

Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.

chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or school ,smomking,drink driving,listening 2 loud music(rand b) egging houses, grathtti ing buildings, and i could go on all day and i could comment on each othese in greater detail.
examples of chavs include anyone from eastenders 'cat' 'little mo'

rappers and gangters like 50cent,m and m, blazin squad,

loose women like jordan who is a chav alpha mate

and the chav devo, who is a ordinary chav
by richard938 July 26, 2006
 
22.
someone who thinks they are the greatest/hardest person in the world. the whole community hate them
common phrases:
1.GET UP MA BOI!
2.phat
3.innit mush
4.yeah bruv
5.get in there ma boi!
6.think your hard mush?
7.what you lookin' at grebo!

rough translation into modern english:
1.i am gay
2.that is good within statistical boundaries
3.yes fellow companion
4.i agree with your aspects
5.well done my associate!
6.i am *harder* than you becuase i have an obsurd fashion sense
7.i would prefer not to be stared at by someone who has a goal in life or a job as this reminds me how stupid i look
by Matthew Gallagher May 25, 2005
 
23.
Stupid, idiotic morons who beleive they are supreme and that they can do anything they want. There are many ways to spot a Chav: 1. They walk like idiots listening to shit 'music'. 2. They have a thick, weird way of talking especially when they listen to shit R&B music. 3. They are ridiculously rude to people that they have no idea of how hard they are. Chavs are not good friends, they are Pricks and Twats.
Chavs: Fuck you, Fuck off! Oh I godda go watch da match man.

Me: Fuck off you stupid Chav
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
 
24.
modern name: chav
Ancient name: burberritous wankerous

Poor thieving hobo got nothing better to do that listen to shite music and waste their time talking to other 'chavs'. They like to steal things, phones and wallets particularly, they wear crappy sports brands and tuck their trousers into their socks like a bunch of f*cking idiots. They are a general waste of space and oxygen and I think they should all be boiled in acid, sealed in concrete and dumped in the sea.
give us a ligwom dan!/ 'sav a toke on dat burn mush! aka give me a fag!
by Shiney McShine November 28, 2003
 
25.
Ahh chavs...
Well, i believe that chavs are a bit like toilet paper...full of shit! So most people hate townies, chavs, kevs (numerous names for them) and so do i. They have no respect for any human being, property or laws at all. Basically they suck. They suck heaving great ballS! They uses phrases such as "u got 'ne fags bruv?" and "you beefin me boys??" etc. Basically they're complete toss pots...my the lord rid the world of these vile beings once and for all!
"Innit bruv innit, look at dose grungies ova der innint. les go beef um up!"
by Nicky Hatten January 14, 2004
 
26.
Stereotypically:

(1)Wears jewellery from Argos
(2)Has a pregnant girlfriend, aged 14
(3)Will punch anyone, especially if they are just minding their own business
(4)Socialise outside of McDonald's, shouting at 10-year-olds that pass in the street
(5)Have their own language and slang
(6)Live on council estates
(7)Wear Adidas, Nike etc. Not the 'real' stuff, cheap rip-offs from a market stall.
(8)Can usually be found with a can of lager in one hand and a cigarette in the other
(9)Uneducated, with no ability to read or write
(10)The bane of society

Though stereotypes may divide us, we are all united in hating chavs.
(1)
Mikey: Look at this class sovereign ring! An' the gold scratches off it yer wannit to be silver!

(2)
Dave: Banged up Bex, now she's got her fifth on the way.
Steve: How old is she?
Dave: 12 next month.

(3)
Steve: What 'chu lookin' at? Bring it!
*Scared stranger hurries away, avoiding eye contact*
(4)Mikey: Wanna go out to town?
Dave: Maccy's?
Mikey: Yeh.

(5)
Mikey: Innit, blud.

(6)
Self-explanatory

(7)
Mikey: Got meself some Adidas an' Nike off the market stall. Innit.

(8)
Dave: Yeh, yer startin'?

(9)
Steve: Err, yeh, mmmh *grunts*

(10)
Two chavs decide to have a drinking contest, but both collaspe from alcohol poisoning and eventually die in hospital. Who won? Society.
by Layla Perry February 15, 2009
 
27.
a slag who is always pushing a buggy with screaming kids and she's swearing at them in a scrubby common accent, she will have a cigerette in her hand, she will have acne at 25, permed hair, herpes, will wear rings on every finger and a loads of cheap necklaces most common of these has a doll on it. they wear huge massive gold loop earing which they put their ankles behind when they are having sex so that their legs don't get tired.
see: chaz, slut, slapper
also try: townie, kev,
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
 
28.
Child, derived from the Gipsy/Polari word for children: chavies
We've got to break camp sharpish, I'll strap the mare you gather the chavies into the wagon.
by Haruspex July 16, 2008