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Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
by topics May 10, 2003

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a faking hooligan with only the word 'emo' in their vocabulary.
indie walks past some chavs...

chav 1: emo
indie: *ignores*
chav 2: emo
indie: your originality becomes you.
chav 1: EMO
indie: i have never met someone who's had their favourite appendage so far up their shallow arse that they've forgotten their own gender *walks away*
chav 1&2: emo...
by Loz von Banshee August 26, 2007

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Steretypically, the chav is possibly the most imbecilic, arrogant, mindless, violent and stupid person around. They gather in large numbers and hurl insults to anyone who does not follow thier 'fashion'. Which consists mainly of fake gld jewelry, Burberry, tracksuits and other sportswear. Also, a peaked cap is a must have all-season accessory.
-A girl all in black walks past a group of chavs-
Chav:Oy, you, you a fuckin' dirty greb or somefin'?
-Girl walks of faster-
-CHavs start to follow-
Eventually, the girl gets sick of the, and will find some of her friends, who sort out the chavs
by Nayaha! April 29, 2007

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Also known as Charv

Chavs tend to swagger, throw out those West/East side hand gestures, and act rude. They are usually antisocial, but very confident in themselves. Chavs don't usually play sports because they are known to be lazy. They enjoy happy slapping and being obstructive to society. Most Chavs take part in underage drinking, smoking, drug use, and sex. Slang is definitely an important part of being a chav. Instead of 'isn't it' they say 'innit' and they replace the 'th' sound with the 'd' sound.

What they wear:
(male)
-tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks
-puffy jackets
-fake Burberry (FAKE)
-trainers
-gold/silver chains (FAKE)
-earrings
-Sports caps or Burberry caps

(female)
-tracksuits (pink or baby blue)
-trainers
-Burberry (FAKE)
-gold/silver chains (FAKE)
-large hoop or dangle earrings
-tight pony tail
-thickly applied makeup
(Innocent person walks down street minding their own business.)
Chav: "What you lookin' at?"
by Bree! April 07, 2007

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The chav is normally a class of people below working class, i.e classless if you like. They have no money of their own as they get all of this from the government.. how nice of them. Getting payed to do nothing, and incentive to have many many offspring - as they get even more money for this. And, free housing.

The chav father is typically 12 - 17 years of age , towards their early 20's they will have roughly 10 chilren of whom all have different mothers.

The same applies to the chav mother except she will have 10 children of different fathers! this is how they are planning to take over the world - OVERBREEDING.

All chavs have to wear "uniform" if they want to be a part of the gang, if they do not conform to this "cult like" demands of the leaders they will be extradited until they learn to do as all others do. Typically, they all wear imitation sports clothes, a favourite look is to tuck ones socks into ones trousers, possibly to intimidate passers by.

One of the favourite habits of the chav is to hang around shopping centres near argos and "maccy'dees" as they like to call it. They feel that they are very scary, often calling out swear words and insults that would not impress three yr olds. "oi spekkie" , "haha t**t you've got a tie on" . yet when confronted they usually run away, if not they just cowar!

lastly they have built their own language from base english, most words are less than 2 sylables long so as not to confuse each other. not that they would know what longer words meant anyway as most drop out of school at 11.
by sunshine1984 April 05, 2007

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either a fit young lad hanging round in bus shelters, parks or churchyards usually wearing a tracksuit with his bottoms tucked into his socks or a old lazy fart that lives on benifits or a young slut!!
o o im a chav il top ya motor!!
by b12 March 12, 2007

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A frighteningly unintelligent (AND POOR) creature with no morals or fashion sense. For more information see:White TrashandScratter.
CHAV: Oi! wot u lukin at! I iz well 'ard i iz mate. I'll fukin merk ya! Ya fukin gay goff, innit.
CIVILIZED PERSON: Pardon? I'm afraid i don't speak Working class scrounger language. Can you speak any English?
CHAV: YOU FUKIN STARTIN! I'LL FUKIN BATTER YA! YA CHEEKY GREB!
CIVILIZED PERSON: Please go back to your council estate you pathetic piece of POOR WHITE TRASH.
CHAV: YOU FUKIN WOT!?
(Luckily, by this time the police arrive and arrest the chav for breaching the conditions of his Anti Social Behavioural Order.)
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INTRODUCTION
One of the lowest forms of life, chavs can most commonly be found loitering around street corners late at night or in McDonald's. Teenage chavs are generally more violent than adult chavs, as teenage chavs are not only stupid and violent, but also hormonal. Unfortunately, PETA and the RSPCA outlaw killing chavs as vermin under the animal protection act of 1975. Chavs populate roughly an overwhelming 40% of the population of the UK.

BEHAVIOUR
Although there are some slight variations, chavs are inherently violent and stupid. Chav attacks are common, especially in the UK and little or no provocation is needed to trigger a chav attack. Although chavs are often in poor physical shape due to poor diet, overuse of alcohol, smoking/drug use and lack of exercise, they can swarm an innocent member of the public within minutes and "kick the shit owt ov him" whilst he is down. Chavs value acting "hard" and appearing intimidating over intelligence and kindness.

ADVICE
Chavs can be very dangerous in numbers, so it is advisable to know how to deal with one. Some may say "to beat the chav you must become the chav". This is true to an extent. If in danger of being attacked by chavs, alter your behavior slightly to appear a little more like them until you get an opportunity to leave. This can be done simply with the occasional use of the word "mate" and avoiding any long words which may confuse or anger the chavs.
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