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Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
by topics May 10, 2003
C.H.A.V
council Housed And Violent

usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town
"yea i was just walking through town and these chavs came up to me and told me im a twat and to cunt my hair"

"yea council housed scum!"
#chav #council #violent #scum #burberry
by Ashley Petherick April 09, 2008
Council Homed And Violent
chav: ex. burberry wearin
#chav #council #home #violent #and
by benh08 March 27, 2008
Typicaly working class white children that have some how gone against there perants morrals and dignaty and have singed on to the dole, pepole that hate chavs are often classed as snobs. I hate chavs and where common as they come i mean we live in a two up two down with me,my brother, my mother and my sis and non of us have resorted to becoming that inferier race.
This is how a chavs day tends to go

"Wake up at 11pm"
"arive late to school, because they seem to think that education dose not matter"
"skip afternoon class, go home nick your mums benifit money"
"go out get pissed"
"get a girl pregnant"
"spead a std"
"go home"
"repeat this cycle till there 45 and then there two old to pull even the most hidiouss slapper, that what yers of unprotected sex gets you"
#iddiot #smelly #chavvete #nedle dick #no brains
by meee1232323232 March 22, 2008
council house and violent.
Usualy fat people with greasy hair who think
ther 'solid' when with another chav.
LOSERS
chav- FUCK OFF YA FUCKN FUCK FUCK HIPPY SHITE
hippy- CHAV
chav- NER NAH NOR NA. YMA
hippy- yma?
chav- NOT MA MA YA MA
HIPPY- stupid chav
chav- WELL ERR FUCKN SHIT BOLLIX CUNT ARSE SHITE.
hippy- ok, i thort so
-hippy walks away-
#charv #townie #scruff #tit #arsewipe
by ADgrassGreen4 March 07, 2008
A small person who has not learnt any life morrals and spends there time walking the street coreners at night pissed on chea cider, they tend to vandalise public property,terrorise old and young pepole and skip school so they can get there 13year old friend pregnat in a drunken stumble and be an absent father, they have liitle or no life goals and use the money supposed to be for those in real finacail pridictiment and spen it on these three main compniants
BOOZE
FAGS
DRUGS
this inferiar race will die out in around 1000yers time when the goverment sends them to the moon and they relises that they used all there oxgen and they dont know how to make any more!!!!!!!!!!!
A chav tryed to mugg me, i punched him in the face and kicked his balls (if he has any) he soon left me alone
#chavette #chavv #small #inferior #twats
by hijjj February 13, 2008
Now in the dictionary as: Counsel House And Violence.

Don't know how true this is but anyways...
Chav 1: Init man I beat up sum samalis today
Chav 2: Sick, Lets go back to your place
Chav 1: Nah I can't me mams Kicked me outta it again, Although I dont care, its such a shithole
Chav 2: Yeah man, Counsel House init man
#chav #counsel #house #and #violence
by Allybob February 04, 2008
self invernted term to sound gangsta
just a stupid label
annoying twats who r gangsta wannabees
they think they are hard and solid, but they are just retarded.
they use words such as safe or innit dude omg how retarded
they are hated so much in the uk
they are the worst possible people u can ever get to know
chavs wear tracksuits n fake gold jewellery which just looks retarded gangster wannabbes
they are stupid and have many problems
smoking from a young age losing virgintiy as well at a young age
why do they bother
moshers cant stand chavs
chavs try ganging up on emos but they never win
all chavs are wusses n cowards
they try acting hard but no one is scared of them
chavs always get the shit beat out of them

basic defintion- everyone hates them
a 14 yr old chavette girl and her chav boyfriend try ganging up on an emo girl, but the moshers notice what is going on and beat the shit out of the both of them
#gangster #chavette #mosher #emo #labels
by vampira November 18, 2007
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