Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.