"Chauner" refers to an obese person who lives on state benefits, as a result of being too fat to work. This is a derogatory term, and only refers to those who are obese out of choice (not those who are obese through a medical condition). This word comes from a family who live in Blackburn, England. The father of the family is quoted as saying "sometimes I get tired from watching TV so I have to have a little nap"
The majority of jeremy kyle's audience are most probably chauners.
by Gustav bladderash February 09, 2010
The male reproductive unit which is used to annihilate the opposite sex.
Last night I was tipping a dame with my chauner and than decided to go balls deep.
by Tip-toucher2310 May 06, 2009