A word that you call someone instead of their name. Can be used with an insult. Originated from Dr. Do-Little, when the old lady is yelling at "Chauncey" her dog, at the vet. Not to be confused with Chancy
"hey chaunce, look at this"
mystical creatures that reside in college dormitories. often are found doing the following acts: chauncing around, stinking things up, rubbing it's junk, chauncing around without appropriate clothing, or lying immobile in it's dungeonous lair for hours on end.
"You dirty chaunce."
"Get the 'F' outta my way chaunce"
Chaunce is such a dirty chaunce today, chauncin' around in his bare ass and stinkin' up the joint.
Definition: The word chaunce is much of an enigma in today's teenage society, but those who can fully grasp the various meanings and uses of the word will refer to it as such:
1. One who carries himself in a presumptuous manner all the while unknowingly giving off an overall vibe of uncoolness that somehow deters from the well-being of those around
2. One who fails miserably at something after premature boasts of achievement
3. Someone that denies a man what he desires most while not receiving any benefit by doing so; the denial is simply due to a lack of comprehension of the gravity of the ordeal
Other possible meanings include but are not limited to short and swift negro man and the male reproductive organ
Examples correspond with their respective definitions:
1. "I was cock-blocked by that chaunce; he clearly does not understand the concept of 'wingman'"
2. "Yes, after receiving nothing after having her, quote, "in the palm of your hand", I name you chaunce of the week"
3. "The woman refused to let me inside her residence where her daughter I sought lay waiting"
Other forms of word: chauncedom; chaunciest; chauncier; chauncey
n. An individual that removes themself from social interaction with other individuals, or avoids going to public places with friends, co-workers, family, etc.
v. The act of being a chaunce
n. I invited Jason to the party, but he's not gonna come. He's such a chaunce.
v. He chaunced out last night.
To be extremly greedy, lack of funds .. the definition is like bigfoot you just have to see it to believe it.
you get a ride fishing with your friend and he charges you for new tires because you rode in his truck.. thats chaunce..
THEN HE SAYS YOU RODE IN HIS TRUCK 7 DAYS THIS MONTH SO YOU HAVE TO PAY 1/3 OF HIS TRUCK INSURANCE .. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
you use your friends lighter and he charges you .20 cents for butane .. thats chaunce...
you bring your friend on a vacation and bring your own beer and booze and his brother drinks all your beer so you drink a few of his and when the trip is over he charges you for 4 heinekens and when you tell him you dont have cash on you and you will pay him later,so he ends your 13 year friendship.. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
Chaunce or Chauncing is defined as “chillin” or takin it easy.
Man, I feel lazy, all i did was chaunce all day.
Hey man what are you doing?
Not much, I just feel like chauncing all day today.
the act of cumming prematurely in an inopportune moment
I played the new call of duty and I chaunced EVERYWHERE
Mystical creatures that dwell in college dormitories. Often put off stenches that pervade even the most sanitary environments. Chaunces are slow, make little sense in their actions, chaunce around all day, and may become violent if perturbed. Chaunces often live in dark, cavernous rooms and take no notice to their own foul odors. Beware of contact with Chaunces, they often irritate others or become extremely violent in nature.
That Chaunce is ridiculous, he does nothing all day.
Chaunce smells like shit, I guess it's because he just chaunces around all day like a chaunce.