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1. runte
a guy that can slipstream his genitlia into a butera
The other day while taking someone to the airport and being bit in the neck by a rattle snake the chauffer was runtied.
by john doe Dec 2, 2003 share this
2. Mowry
1. A chauffer
2. One who holds a lowly position
Hey D'ron hows the Benz drive?

Shit, how da fuck would I know. I gots me a mowry to drive it fer me
by Classy Guy #3 Mar 24, 2004 share this
3. gay boi
A young male of the homosexual persuasion. Usually found in large rooms blasting loud or unitelligible music reffered to as "clubs". Known to be gay or queer. Known for exceptional taste and/or style when referring to clothing. Suspected to be extremely promiscuous. A live species has yet to be captured and kept in captivity for more than 8 hours.
See Chauffer Kyle in Shrek 2
4. chanyn
A girl from Iowa who hates spelling her name "shannon"
"chanyn, its Ch as in chauffer"
"no, Ch as in hooker"
by Chanyn Oct 26, 2004 share this
5. U.M.
Underground Morals; A gang mainly in Newcastle, England bringing hope to drug addicts and people with no future. It gives heroin and crack addicts jobs of either re-routing phone calls, selling drugs in the housing projects, driving VIP's around etc. Then pays them in money/quality drugs/both. Founded by Jim and contains such infamous people as Hunter, Evie, Ken, Mitsu, Dan and others. It has rapidly gained influence, power and popularity and is quickly taking over Newcastle.
Garry was well fucked up because of his heroin addiction until he joined the U.M. Now he's straightened out and he's aspiring to be Jim's personal chauffer.
6. Timeshare
See time share time-share.

An elaborate marketing scam designed to make victims purchase property that they don't really need. Typically this scam is used in vacation/resort towns like Williamsburg, Myrtle Beach, Las Vegas, and Orlando. After being lured to the places with offers of "Free Disney Tickets" or "Free Money", victims are made to endure a 90-120 minute sales presentation where they are shown around a series of semi-luxurious condos or apartments, and then persuaded to purchase a property using deceptive and highly-pressurized sales pitches.
After being shown around a fairly nice-looking apartment complex, the Timeshare salesman and the customer return to the main office to finalize the presentation.

Timeshare Rep: So, did you like the Quazi Glam properties?
Customer: Absolutely! The jacuzzi room was a nice touch, and the ocean view is spectacular.
Timeshare Rep: Now, I need to get my double-digit sales quota today, and I'm running terribly short on time, so let's get down to business. You said you are an Engineer, and you probably make like a shitload of money, so how would you like to purchase an apartment for $2,899 a month for 60 months?
Customer: Those apartments don't look like they cost that much!
Timeshare Rep: Aw come on now, work with me. (scribbles on a paper) Using a hooey mathematical formula I made up while showing you around, you can easily get one paid off in like, 14 months.
Customer: The price still does not justify the quality.
Timeshare Rep: Hmmm. How about I reduce the payment to $2,199 for 54 months. You can even invite your friends and relatives to rent it out and reduce your cost.
Customer: Let me think about it later.
Timeshare Rep: Okay. How about $1,799 for 48 months? I'll even throw in free maintenance and free lunches at the on-site bistro for 3 ...
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7. Prom Night Limo Liplock
When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.
Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.
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