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cattrapped 

When a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can't bare to move them. So now you are stuck until they arise.
I was going to get some laundry done, but I ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon.

But baby, I was cattrapped!
cattrapped by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

Chattractive 

When you're talking to someone online and they have a pic of someone attractive but actually has little or no resemblance to them in person due to the fact the picture wasn't really them or it was taken 10 years and 50 lbs. ago
"I was talking to this chick online and her pic was really hot. Then we met in person and her appearance made me wanna throw up in my mouth. She was definitely chattractive but nothing close in person"
Chattractive by run_dcm April 19, 2010

chat-trap 

1. informal one-sided conversation between two people, one of which is on their way elsewhere and is delayed by the other's inane discussion on a variety of subjects for no reason whatsoever other than to hear their own voice. Chat-trapped, chat-trapping, chat-trapper.
Used in a sentence, verb:

Leah was chat-trapped by Dianne in the washroom for fifteen minutes today.

Used in a sentence, noun:

Don't walk near that cubicle or you will be caught in a chat-trap with Damien!
chat-trap by XBJX July 19, 2007

chatcrap 

Chatcrap, n. 1)uninteresting information exchanges and comments on social networking sites about personal trivia which seem important to the poster but to no one else. 2.Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd. 3) to talk nonsense or make smalltalk

chatcrapper,n. One who posts chatcrap or enjoys chatcrapping on internet social networks.
Tom and Mary were both on FB and and Twitter. They met because both liked posting chatcrap believing the world cared about their or someone else's personal daily grooming activities .

The word "chatcrap" can be substituted for the word "nonsense"in the following quotes w/o loss of meaning or sarcasm.

Quotes:

"Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter." - Sir Max Beerbohm

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they can talk sense." - Robert Frost

"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put on the troubled seas of thought." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Don't talk to me about a man's being able to talk sense; everyone can talk sense. Can he talk nonsense?" - William Pitt

"Nonsense is good only because common sense is so limited." - George Santayana
chatcrap by hypocrisykiller September 12, 2009

Chat-Trap 

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
Chat-Trap by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009

ChantRap 

The name is a portmanteau of Chanting and Rapping. A vocal composition which include a blend of Singing and Rapping with a flair Kompa and Beat Musics.

Which are Rap-sung in Haitian French-Creole, Crenglish, and Franglish, usually Feature a Lead a guest artist or Backing Vocalist or a Rapper who 'd contribute a guest verse.

Key elements of ChantRap music include:
Ad Lib, Melodic hook, (often with strong use of harmony), , Pitch, Notes, Reciting tones, Singsong tone, repeated rhythmic phrase, auto-tune, Vocoloid

Key stylistic element:
Vocals include a blend of SingRapping, Singable Melodies, falsetto-like pitch, Chanted vocals, Sung rap, Verse, Sung hook, Singing, Chorus.

A notable label of this kind of "ChantRap" is Negre Marron Records which was founded in New York City 2018 by René Guemps.
Nosil Mar-Queen doesn’t just ChantRap her Raps, She also RapSing her songs without the assistance of any voice-altering tools.