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Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.
The chattering classes are all talk and no action.
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chattering vagina 

1) A female who talks excessively.
2) When your girlfriend keeps talking during the big game

Example:
Roger: Hey, have you seen Rachel around?
Josh: No. Why?
Ralph: I saw her last night, and man she is just a chattering vagina. She wouldn't shut up.
Example:
Girlfriend: Blah blah blah blah, and blah blah blah blah.
Boyfriend: Stop being a chattering vagina, we are trying to watch the game!

Synonym: Chatty Cathy
Antonym: Talking Tom
She is such a chattering vagina, she just wont shut up. macronacular chatty cathy talking tom
chattering vagina by the woo March 29, 2015

chattering pleasure

when a guy puts his chin over a girl's pussy and chatters his teeth (they are in a cold place)
"yo sandra wanted a chattering pleasure last night, I didn't know what to say"

"yeah she a freak fr"

the chattering lack of common sense

wait what is going on here im a little out of sorts
hey do u fw the chattering lack of common sense by ghost and pals
hell yeah brutha

Chatting Breeze 

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.
"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."
Chatting Breeze by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

chatting macca 

Chatting macca is the equivalent of chatting shit or not telling the truth
John said he pulled a 10 last night
“Nahhhh, can’t be. He’s chatting macca

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.
He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.
crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009