The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.
1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"
by Joanne October 08, 2004

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Pure stupidty. Used by those who have a low IQ, or think shortening words saves time.
"LyK oNG bILly jOeL Iz LyK dA hAwTeST gUY EvA!!!!@#!111!1"

Only use chatspeak if you want people to see you as dumb.
by Carwrek July 26, 2006

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1. A shortening of words, generally English, in an attempt to type more quickly and easily.

2. A series of abbreviations used to represents words and phrases in order to increase internet typing speed.

3. A language seen almost exclusively on the internet in chatrooms, instant messenger programs, online games, and message boards or forums; usually a shortened, abbreviated version of English.

4. In chatspeak, there is generally an absence of proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation
Below are some various forms of chatspeak:

Letters
1. Vowels are often ommitted
2. duplicate consonants are sometimes ommitted
3. "z" is often substituted for "c"
4. "i" and "y" become interchangeable (lyke means like; mi means my)

Words
1. Whatever becomes w/e; Because becomes b/c, bc, cuz, bcuz, b-cuz, cuz, cause
2. Any becomes NE, ne (ne1 means anyone); Am becomes M (I m kool)
3. Girlfriend/Boyfriend become GF/BF
4. Our/Are become R; You becomes U; Your/You're become UR; See/Sea become C; Be/Bee/Be- become B (b4 means before)
5. One/Won become 1; To/Two/Too become 2; For/Four/Fore become 4; ate/eight become 8 (singular or within words: Gr8 means Great; Sk8r means Skater)
6. -ight endings become -ite (tonite/2nite means tonight)

Phrases
1. LOL - Laughing out loud; lots of laughs
2. ROFL - Rolling on the floor laughing
3. LMAO - Laughing my ass off
4. OMG - Oh my god
5. JK - Just kidding
6. TTYL/T2UL - Talk to you later

Conversation
A: OMG did U C that grrl 2dai
B: ya she wuz 2 funy i thot she wuz goin 2 fall down 4 sur!
A: me2 lol but we 1 the game so w/e! do u wanna c a movie 2nite
B: ya totlly u shud cum 2 mi house B4
A: k i g2g c u l8r gf
B: k ttyl
by Cadence Raine February 08, 2008

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A way of typing words online to:

1) Quickly get your message across
2) Annoy someone out of their heads

It often abbreviates words with single letters and replaces an s at the end of a word with a z. It also uses numbers as letters.

Ex:

1=L
3=E
4=A
5=S
7=T
0=O

(Chatspeak user): Lyk lolz0rz I pwn u!!!11!!!1!!1!1
(Normal person): Oh wow. You actually spelt 1 word right in that sentence! *applause*
(Chatspeak user): Lyk d0n7 b3 gell0us 0f mi m4d 5ki115 no0bz0rz
(Normal Person): Oh my god, just be stupid alone
(Chatspeak User): C u l8r nubz0rz
(Normal Person) Ughhh...
by Need a Name August 17, 2007

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usually used in IM and text messages...
most adults don't understand it...
that sucks will become dat sux
rocks will become rox

chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.
by haterposer January 14, 2007

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the most annoying "grammer" in the world. commonly used by "gangstas"
*slaps forehead* i hate chatspeak.
ey!!!!! home slice!! waqt upp is me hahah wow!!!!!!!! havent talked to u in a longasstime!!! dang was gewd? dam i miss all u cghiklitz! im herr kickin it it wit ma home skillet biscit marie haha lol welll ye any boyz? do tellllllll!!!!! lol wellzz yea im not wit mike ne morr yipzz cruisin it single......for once lol but yea ther is 7guys rote now theat lie me but it is to hard to choossee! lol
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A way to prove you don't use proper English. It is also known as Ch@+$p3@k.
Person 1: Hey guys!
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: What?
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Person 2: CHATSPEAK YOU IDIOT
Person 1:.....
by mack H June 07, 2007

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