The Asshole of Ontario. 'Sort of like Woodstock, but West of London, as opposed to East. Where the 'Wheels Inn' is.
"Your from Chatham? Now it makes sense."
by -30- May 07, 2005
rich snobby town in northern nj where ppl always gossip and bitch to eachother about every aspect of the lives of the recently divorced familys. the girls in chatham high school and chatham middle school there are always bitching behind eachothers backs
wow! look its just like leave it to beaver, only the ppl here are bitchier
by anonymous January 10, 2005
A place where too many people visit in the summer. A quant little drinking village with a fishing problem!
by heather October 31, 2003
a town on Cape Cod with rich people that fight over whether or not to fill in natural channels (the new cut) so long that by the time they decide, its too late

has a nice airport (with nice people who always appreciate company)

a place that residents can scare tourists away and get away with it...nice wintertime on Main Street
I live in Chatham, and in the summer, I show that I am.
by majordriver November 21, 2007
An affluent white suburb of New York that specializes in snobbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. Also in close proxmity to Short Hills (location of one of the most prestigious malls on the planet.)
"Look at this town it is so Chatham!" "No your're wrong it is far too poor!"
by PRL March 09, 2004
f ed up beyond all recognition. slovinly inactive
"MOVE YOUR F... IN CHATHAM"
"MOVE YOUR FEET"
"NIBBLE MY H_MROID"
"TACO IN GRANDPA'S A_S"
During a tennis lesson the student says, the court dork teaching pro/DIMINISHED OBEIDIENTLY PUT ON THE KNEE PADS IN THE "POCKETBOOK DAY".
"THE POWER OF PRESUPPOSITION."
"CHAPPED CURTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BOTTOM OUT DAY"
"DEEP WOMB STIMULATION DAY"
"NO PANTIES DAY UNDERWEAR, SHAVE YOUR GOAT, FOLLOW THROUGH STROKE DAY, PAY THEM TO LEAVE DAY(SPITZER, MOVE YOUR CHATHAM DAY, DAY, BRING YOUR GRANDMA, DAUGHTER, HOT WIFE DAY LADY SHOW ME YOUR GRIP DAY,
WTF HAPPENED TO THE DOLLAR DAY(PRIVATE BANK FED).
by "HONEY DUST" April 09, 2009
A county in North Carolina where there are nothing but rednecks and big time hicks who think that shopping at Wal-Mart is cool. Everyone in this poor excuse of a county has a small mind and newcomers are not welcome. Everyone here has a strong southern accent and they all talk countryfied. Sports are very big here even though not many games are won. For fun teenagers go and get drunk or get themselves into a car accident. There are lots of deer here and during hunting season you better watch out because you might get yourself shot. Most of the people here are what we call locals. ONCE YOU COME TO CHATHAM COUNTY YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE OR ESCAPE FROM IT!!! I suggest new people don't come here or else they will be sucked into this county for the rest of their lives.
Outsider 1: Let's go to Chatham County this weekend for some good deer hunting.

Outsider 2: Are you crazy?? We won't be able to leave that messed up place!!
by surferchick August 18, 2005

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