A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.
Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.
When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they stillmade another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all daylong"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other