a measure of all of the gayness in your body where one chat= 50 homosexuals. this is applied for gays, lesbians or closet homosexuals.
chatman: hey guys want to go up in my room?
guys: shut up chatman your chats meter is through the roof right now.
by connersoccer7 May 23, 2008
The word orignated in Sydney years ago around the North Shore and seems to have spread Australia wide in a matter of years. There is a suburb named Chatswood in Sydney, the word was first used by a small group of individuals from the North Shore who had a disliking for a group of individuals from Chatswood. So if you were trying to offend your Shorey mate, you would call him Chat, or if you saw something shit, ugly etc, you would call it chat.
*Friend tells lame joke*
"That was chat"
by FatalCure April 17, 2006
1.anything you dont know the name for
2.anything disgusting
3.simile for shit, crap, turd, and other related words...
i use this word all the time so i would know - i have put alot of effort in this defintition
"whats this chat on the bottom of my shoe"
"ooooh, thats chat!"
"you know that chatness"
"this is the chattest thing i've ever seen mate"
by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003
Ecstacy tablets, particularly in rural Ireland.
"I did five chats last night and I came up like a sky boy"
by HardyBuzz May 28, 2009
The Australian term for "ugly" or "disgusting" often used in schools and university it is a largely known slang word to Australian students.
Man that shit stain is chat
by Nick545454 October 13, 2010
1, A phrase used in the UK to summarise someone's conversational ability. Usually used when speaking to a friend about someone you've just spoken to for the first time. This is the noun form of 'chat'.

2, When used as a verb to "chat" means to talk at ones leisure, usually to mates.

3, Chatting (same meaning as the above).

4, "Chatting up", distinctively different from the former. It means to speak flirtatiously with someone you usually intend to sleep with.
1, "Mate, that birds fit but her chat stinks!"

"I don't like your chat boy!"

2, "Just go chat to him and sort it out!"

"Alright mate, Haven't seen you in ages! Fancy going for a pint and a chat a bit later on?"

3, "What you chatting bout?"

"He was in there chatting away"

4, "Mate see that bird over there? I started chatting her up, but it turned out she has a fellah!"

"Are you trying to chat me up boy?"
by JonboyUK August 27, 2009
Chairless Huddle and Talk. A quick variant on the pointless time-suck that is a "meeting".

The rules are:
1) No charis. Standing only.
2) Huddle means everyone must sand in a circle. No pass-outs.
3) No minutes may be taken.
4) No laptops, drinks or mobile phones.

The Seated Huddle and Talk is the more frequent (and less productive) cousin.

Any SHAT must have a Concise and Unambiguous Note Taker.
"We should have a meeting about this"

"No, let's have a CHAT."
by Unwilling Corporate Monkey June 09, 2013
Means shit, bad, awful, disgusting, seedy.
1. "I feel chat after last night."
"That's 'coz yo' had 20 lines."
"Oh."
2. "That bong is absolutely chat dude, clean that muh-fucka."
"Yeah...It is a bit chatty at the moment."
by Diego July 18, 2003

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