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Supposedly the 'web's largest chat community', and holding the self-proclaimed '#1' before it, Chat-Avenue (Also known as C/A, C-A, or just CA) is a place for anything.more...
Chat Avenue consists of 12 chats, including an Adult, Gay, Dating, Kids, Video Games, Sports, Singles, Music, General, College, Teen, and Girls Only, as well as a chat-avenue forum.
Chats are pretty much useless and full of people wanting internet poontang. The only chats that really keeps this minimal is the Video Game Chat. But everyone there is an asshole and thinks they compare to God himself, mods included. So, chats = useless.
Ah, yes. Forums. People still want internet poontang, but they do it more ninja-esque. Sneakily, to say the least. Here's the breakdown:
Nice comment -> Good Reps (see below) -> Private Message -> Personal info -> Phonecall = Looking for internet sex.
Useless, pointless, and yet still coveted. Everyone freaks out over bad rep points, and strives for that insane number of good rep points.
The only good part about reputation points are picture reps. Picture reps are when you give someone a reputation point, good or bad, and in the comment box, post the url of a nasty, funny, or unrelated picture enclosed in IMG tags. Hilarity ensues.
Research shows that the Test forum is the only good one.
'WHO IZ DIS 'CHATMASTER' I BET I CULD BEAT HIM ^ LOL", you say?
Chatmaster is the head admin of Chat Avenue. Som...
A formation of pillows and blankets one builds in their bed as a base from which to conduct night time web chats.
Luke settled into his chat nest for a night of swapping pirate tales with his old shipmates.
A 3D avatar software which works like an IM but is not exactly a game, and where you can't walk. They bill your (real or virtual) money for everything: virtual currency, changing your body and face shape and height, name ownership, name change, age verification, adult content, being able to block random attacks and submitting new products. They call themselves "The world's greatest 3D chat". The requirements for that, however, are far from adequate. You might find some very few intelligent people among it's users, but you can be sure that they either stop using the client software or leave the site overall.
Typical IMVU public room chat log:
Guest_demouserxx1: gimme credz for my name plz im poor
DemouserxxII: Speak english, and names can't be bought with credits anyway. Buy your own.
*Guest_demouserxx1 does random attack.*
DemouserxxII: Oooooo virtual bruises. Nice robbery, now I'm hurt - not. I'm outta here.
"DemouserxxII has left the chat."
"Guest_demouserxx3 has joined the chat"
Guest_demouserxx1: im so BOARD
*Ten minutes of silence as everybody sit and then leave.*
It's when you haven't video chatted for A LONG TIME, because you either:
a. Broke your web camera, so you can't video chat anymore.
b. You have no one to video chat with.
c. YOU DON'T HAVE A CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH!
friend: dude, i have been in video-chat coma for like a month!
you: what, why?
friend: because i have no one to video-chat with!
While "nexting" through Chat Roulette, only to find your social partner to have his webcam pointed directly at the outside of his fist .... that is pleasuring his junk. Web Knuckles.
I was hitting next ... and then BAM ... got hit in the face with a screen full of Web Knuckles.
1. Basically it's a site where you go on a web cam and are hooked up with another random person on a web cam and every time you click next or your partner clicks next you disconnect and are connected with another random person. About 90 percent guys.
2. A site that can completely destroy someone's self esteem, much more so than high school. Full of assholes.
3. A site where everyone likes to joke about how you sometimes come across a guy masterbating.. Because it's so hilarious the tenth time you've heard it.
1. "Man there are so many guys on that chat roulette, you know the site where you get to see and talk to random people."
2. Random girl on chat roulette: I like your eyebrows, they turn me on ;)
*clicks next and joins the club with the other 20 girls.*
Random fat woman on chat roulette: *starts laughing*
*person dies a little inside*
2. Mike never thought he was that ugly, every now and then it would seem like a girl had a crush on him, or was checking him out, or he would hear about people complimenting him on his looks in some way or another. This perception completely changed when he went on chat roulette and at least 80 percent of the people on there (particularly the attractive girls) either laughed at him and clicked next, made fun of me then clicked next.. I mean.. him, or simply clicked next.
3." lol there's no point to chat roulette it's totally full of penises."
"zomg you're so hilarious, what a witty observation. No one's ever said that before.