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Chaster Blast 

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Chaster Blast by G-vagas November 3, 2010
A beautiful, Intelligent, sophisticated, well spoken girl. Not easily reassured. Complex in many way's but extremely lovable. Confident in most but there natural beauty. Their favorite flower is the bleeding heart. They like natural earth tones. They are very affectionate and loving. When in a relationship they are very committed and dedicated. They are honest and genuine people. There classy and chic. There themselves no matter what and when it comes to peoples opinions of them they hear them out but don't take it to heart. They are emotional yet self-assured. They do not accept correction easily and have the personality of a leader. School is usually there main priority and they love being in relationships. Single bores them easily.
Chastery is not a common name. Girls with the name Chastery are hard to come by but when you do don't mess up. When they love they LOVE.

clasterday 

Portmanteau of "class" and "yesterday" meaning the previous meeting. "Clasterday" typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.
The professor gave us homework clasterday.
I missed clasterday, do you have the notes?
clasterday by nielrenned February 15, 2017

chesterday 

When chest day was yesterday. As a result, you experience limited mobility due to soreness and swollen pecs.
Jon: Hey man, grab my beer off the shelf.

Me: *grunting* uggggggghhhhhhhhh... I can't! Chesterday was intense!!
chesterday by P.noodle November 7, 2015
A dog who is a good pet but has a killer instinct. Very wolf like and eats any animal it can get its paws on. Besides those flaws he is a loving dog with tons of energy and will always have the heart of a kid.
"I love Chaster but sometimes he can be hard to deal with, he is always bringing dead animals into the house."
Chaster by Jhin, The Virtuoso March 21, 2018
Chaster is a Guardian who is very thicc and married to a handsome ventrexian who was the lord commanders second in command, Avocato. She has 4 kids (Rose, Kylo, Trico, and Estella.) Who she loves very much. Chaster is a sleepy, funny, chaotic, sexy badass with her teal and white soft fur she can handle anything. Chaster also has another side of her thats supposed to be her guardian side called Seven. Seven is a badass too with their giant claws to scratch and huge horns to go for the kill. Seven is supposed to protect chaster from any harm in her mind or around, kinda like a therapist but its the same person...
Anyway, Chaster and Avocato have been married for about 5 years now and will love each other forever and ever.
Chaster is a thicc guardian mama
Chaster by Chäsė March 27, 2021