Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know

Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe

Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!

guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!

chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008

cursified 

obviously the original word would be crucify or crucified, but this twist is defined as follows:
when someone swears at you a LOT you feel or have been cursified! yah

present tense: cursify
don't cursify me!
or
stop cursifying me!

i feel cursified by your reams of profanity.

cursified by monkeyleap April 21, 2014

G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.

FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."

G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

Chapofied 

When a hitherto normal person becomes obese, grows a beard that looks like a collection of pubes, and starts posting about Communism on Twitter.

My good friend Osama used to have a high-paying job, could bench 300 and would bang 10s every weekend. When I saw the pubes on his face and saw the Karl Marx memes on his computer, that's when I knew he had been chapofied.

Chapofied by osamabamarama June 22, 2022

chairified 

The sensation one feels after falling victim to an act of chairorism.

Leroy: Wow he looks chairified.
Bob: He fell victim to chairorism.

chairified by Asno667 May 22, 2008

Classified 

*This information is classified*

Sorry to say but this information is also classified

Classified by Böì November 23, 2020